Empower Wisconsin | Dec. 16, 2022

College campuses in December are buzzing with late-night study sessions, final exams, and sex toys.

Or so it goes at the University of Vermont, where student tuition dollars went to host Sex Toy Bingo night earlier this month.

According to Campus Reform, the UVM Program Board, which hosted the X-rated event, described it as “a fun, inclusive night of BINGO, question & answer with sexperts, sex toy prizes, condom giveaways, and more!”

The board is a student-led group “charged with bringing exciting, dynamic, and diverse campus events and activities to YOU – the UVM student,” according to the campus website.  

Young America’s Foundation (YAF) revealed the Program Board is made up of “nearly 40 undergraduate students who are paid a stipend for their service.”

“Board member compensation, as well as the expenses associated with their events, are paid for by a $1,305 per-student semesterly fee,” YAF reported.   

This certainly isn’t your crazy Aunt Myrtle’s Bingo card. Sex toy bingo includes the kind of highly sexually charged phrases that would have made Tipper Gore’s  climate change. “Spank me” is about the cleanest phrase on the card. Refer to Penthouse Forum if you want the rest.

It wasn’t the Program Board’s first rodeo. In May they hosted “Drag Bingo,” including special guest, Shuga Cain, a well-known American drag queen performer. No word if Bernice Sanders was calling balls.

Read more at Campus Reform.