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Empower Wisconsin | Oct. 17, 2019

Dumber than a box of rocks. More Marxist than Che Guevera. Able to obliterate reality in a single utterance. 

It’s AOC — the “kick-ass action figure.” 

That’s right, the New York City cocktail waitress turned U.S. congresswoman is coming to a capitalistic pig market near you. 

Standing at 6 inches tall in a white social justice warrior pantsuit, AOC the action figure  is ready to scare the hell out of children with dire predictions of climate change doom while she impeaches Donald Trump and leaves Nancy Pelosi begging for mercy. 

FCTRY, a Brooklyn company that makes action figures “inspired by big political names,” recently launched a kickstarter campaign  to raise the $15,000 it apparently needs to roll out the useful idiot doll. As of early Wednesday afternoon, the company had raised nearly $30,000. 

It already offers a line of Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figures.  For a mere $100 you can collect the whole set of the Hall of Social Justice action warriors. 

The toy maker insists it really believes in the crap it creates. FCTRY’s mission: to make “beautiful toys that depict real life role models in a relatable way.” And nothing says relatable to super hero-loving kids like a doll of a crotchety old socialist or an 86-year-old liberal Supreme Court justice. 

Should anyone of these leftists succeed in their political quests, FCTRY might have to move its factory to China to escape the dastardly high tax rates AOC, Bernie and the rest of the socialist super heroes have planned. 

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