College prof insists ‘Rudolph’ is ‘queerest holiday special ever’

College prof insists ‘Rudolph’ is ‘queerest holiday special ever’

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say he’s gay. Wait, what?

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December 16, 2019
UW-La Crosse’s straight white man challenge

UW-La Crosse’s straight white man challenge

The painfully woke at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse have a message for straight white men: You better start advocating for social justice. 

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December 9, 2019
Capitalism made life good for socialist dopes like Ruffalo

Capitalism made life good for socialist dopes like Ruffalo

Millionaire movie star Mark Ruffalo insists capitalism is “killing us.” 

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December 4, 2019
Greenie weenies advise canceling Thanksgiving

Greenie weenies advise canceling Thanksgiving

Want to save the planet? Skip Thanksgiving. 

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November 27, 2019
Professor: Citizenship is racist

Professor: Citizenship is racist

Last year, more than 750,000 people became naturalized citizens of the United States. It was an act of racism, says yet another woke college professor who hates the idea of borders. 

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November 25, 2019
Why Colin Kaepernick might not get an NFL job

Why Colin Kaepernick might not get an NFL job

The “a-hole” effect might just be why Colin Kaepernick doesn’t land another job in the NFL.

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November 19, 2019