Empower Wisconsin | Oct. 31, 2019
MADISON — Halloween conjures up all kinds of ghosts, ghouls and goblins.
But the creepiest zombies scavenging for candy tonight have nothing on the scary creatures haunting the Swamp and the halls of the state Capitol. No amount of mini Snickers can save us from the horror these political wretches visit on our wallets, our markets and our individual liberties.
In the spirit of Halloween, Empower Wisconsin today presents the Scariest People of the Year (so far). Feel free to offer your candidates in the comment section.
The Queen of impeachment has the power — or so she believes — to unilaterally launch a House inquiry into President Donald Trump. The Speaker has nearly sucked the life out of the constitution trying to sate her insatiable thirst for power.
What he lacks in comedic timing, Schiff more than makes up in audacious lying. The House Intelligence Committee chairman will stop at nothing to take down the president. And we do mean nothing — not the law, constitutional principles of due process, personal accountability, common decency. Nothing. If the eyes truly are the windows to the soul, staring into Schiff’s will get you nowhere. He doesn’t have a soul.
Watch the creepy Adam Schiff video here
She’s back!!! The vacuous socialist congresswoman from New York has scared the life out of once joyous children by convincing them that they have little more than a decade to live — thanks to their parents’ greedy need for lights, heat, and air-conditioning. If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t frighten you with her doom and gloom Climate Change pep talk, she’ll drive you into the poorhouse with her socialist policy ideas.
As scary as AOC is alone, she’s part of a frightening foursome of federal lawmakers that bill themselves as “the Squad.” Think Godzilla meets Mothra meets Rodan meets King Ghidorah. This gruesome group includes Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass), and Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) When they’re not unleashing their boycott and divestment brand of anti-semitism, the Squad is devouring reality and the old, semi-sane Democratic Party. In her free time, Omar likes to deny the occurrence of mass killings of Armenians at the hands of the Ottoman Turks and downplay the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
They don’t come much scarier than HRC. Perhaps dipping into the second bottle of Chardonnay, the former Secretary of State and twice-failed Democratic candidate for president has a crazy conspiracy for every occasion. Even members of her own party have become “Russian assets,” in her mind. It’s Hillary’s version of “The Sixth Sense” or, better, “The Sick Sense.” In the movie, she turns to Bruce Willis and says, “I see Russians! Walking around like presidential candidates.”
Governor Ghoul has a Mongomery-Burns-as-Dracula way about him, campaigning as a moderate, governing as the tax-and-spend liberal that he is. He’s tried to raise taxes, strangle business with burdensome regulation, and pilfer individual liberties. He seems to want to take a knife to the Second Amendment, after bruising up the First Amendment. His castle is big government, his life blood is tax revenue. His victim may ultimately prove to be Wisconsin’s robust economy.
Wisconsin’s answer to no question ever asked, Rep. Mark Pocan never met a big-government idea he didn’t like. The impeachment-loving, Trump-hating Madison liberal is particularly interested in killing the free market through a $30-plus trillion government takeover of private health insurance. The Medicare for All plan would collapse the bloated U.S. debt and bludgeon the U.S. economy. Yep, socialism is scary.