Solidarity with the Babylon Bee

Empower Wisconsin | March 22, 2022

In support of the Twitter-banned Babylon Bee, we offer some of the trusted fake news site’s most hilarious headlines — and the one that got it banned.

The fight for the First Amendment has never been so seriously funny.

  1. Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested
  2. NCAA Swimming Champ Caught In Possession Of Performance-Enhancing Testicles
  3. Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair
  4. Bernie Tests Negative For President
  5. Fisher-Price Releases ‘My First Peaceful Protest’ Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
  6. Podiums At Next Debate To Be Equipped With Life Alert Buttons
  7. Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
  8. FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell
  9. Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

And the story that landed the Babylon Bee on Twitter’s black list:

  1. The Babylon Bee’s Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine

And the Bee’s response to Twitter’s ban:

Babylon Bee Writers Struggling To Come Up With New Material After Twitter Bans 1 Of Their 2 Jokes

We stand with the Bee.

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3 responses to “Solidarity with the Babylon Bee”

  1. Emme Avatar

    How about the pronoun “sham?” No longer a man, not really a woman.

  2. Harold Wlkes Avatar
    Harold Wlkes

    And Lia Thomas will win next year. And I’ll win Miss Teen America (I’m 79 but identify as thirteen).

  3. gene Avatar

    If covid didn’t affect the body, it sure affect the brains of many Americans. Either that or people are just plain CRAZY.

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